Churchwide assembly says we have a Patriarchy problem

Most likely to die in a workplace accident? Men. 
Most likely to suffer substance abuse? Men. 
Most likely to be victim of a violent crime? Men. 
Most like to be incarcerated? Men. 
Lower life expectancy? Men. 
Most likely to drop out of school? Men. 
Most likely to commit suicide? Men. 
Most homeless? Men. 
Most likely to die in war? Men.

Fellas, if this is a patriarchy, we stink at it.